Okay so here goes my Bare Elegance Los Angeles review. A lot of the girls look like models. I’m sure it’s pretty expensive on Friday nights and other “peak” times, but during the day / week, it’s a $6 cover. They do have valet parking, but again, during the day they don’t enforce it. But their girls, again, are centerfold caliber. Not many fake boobs, but big naturals, and young. Very hot in terms of the women, even the waitresses.So if that’s what you’re into, this is the spot.
Why not give a perfect score? Well, for one thing, it’s /too/ good. To me, when you’re dealing with House girls, friendliness goes a long way. Bare Elegance girls, however, are pretty much like any stuck up hot chick – they really don’t seem to care about you, they just want your money. Not too surprising, but there are other clubs , which have girls that don’t mind just chatting it up with you. And I don’t buy dances, so I don’t know how much they charge, but when you see the place with its three stages and disco lights, you know it probably ain’t cheap. And the songs are shorter than they are at an average strip club. They give you just enough to tease, but then it’s immediately start soliciting you for dances. It’s not a great hang out – more of a special occasion type of place. And again, if you’re into that, it’s great. The girls are hot, and everything is upscale. But for me, if you’re going to be that way, you should have features. Something to justify the expense. So it’s good for what it is, but I’m not really crazy about what it is. Again, a once in a while indulgence.