Daily Archives: September 1, 2015

Platte Valley Corn Whiskey

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I’ve had this shit. It’s like a fist-fight with every sip of raw corn whiskey.

Platte Valley 100% Straight Corn Whiskey will grow hair on your chest… and everywhere else you need it.

You slang down a few slugs of this, snort some bath salts and you’re on for a night you’ll never remember.

Remember when you shit in the urinal? Yeah, you don’t. That’s why we can’t ever go back to the Star Zone, asshole.